Why oh why these new headlights so bright
It’s like every time I drive at night
It’s Halloween fright night
Every time I try to look away
But the glare so blinding in my face
Since when are the gates of heaven
Oh wait no that’s just LED high beams
What is going on
My eyes are squinting like a ninja
I thought my eyes had to be open
To drive safe
Please someone tell me
What is this fallacy in front of me
Why are these lights not banned yet
It’s an absolute disgrace
These new LED lights spreading like zombies
I’m scared someone is going to bite & bump in front of me
I can’t see the lane markings next to me
So I have to guess where the road is
Is this some kind of biblical prophecy?
WHY ARE THESE NEW LED LIGHTS
SO BLOODY BRIGHT
I CANT SEE A THING
IN FRONT OF ME
Kids these days go to music shows to see bright lights
Don’t worry all you need to do is drive at night
Pink Floyd lasers?
Try aftermarket LED’s
Seriously these things are as bright as the sun
So much for night driving fun
I had to swerve the other night on a near-miss
Then fast & furious sponsored me for their next hit
Then I swerved again to miss a deer
Heard a loud bang
Got out of my car to check
Said to myself, oh dear
WHY ARE THESE NEW LED LIGHTS
SO BLOODY BRIGHT
I CANT SEE A THING
IN FRONT OF ME
Every time I step into my car
I’m scared for my life
Where am I going to go this time
I don’t know
I can’t see the road markings
Lane markings
Signposts
Other cars
This that
What’s in front of me?
Who knows!
Bright white flash
Ding ding ding
Is this a boxing ring?
I’m not trying get KO'ed
I’m just trying to get home
Best believe I just want to drive safe
So please someone tell me
What’s it gonna be?!
WHY ARE THESE NEW LED LIGHTS
SO BLOODY BRIGHT
I CANT SEE A THING
IN FRONT OF ME
That’s right how am I going to get home tonight
Without a jump scare
Or driving like I have stage fright
Better update the will
So the grandkids not in for a thrill
It’s all fun and games
Until you miss your exit and swerve lanes
Headlight Glasses
They cut the glare because they have soft orange lenses
They’re designed for LED headlights
So you’re not going to have any of these problems if you wear them
Yeah
Trustpilot reviews all that
Done
Bye